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HappinessThe trailer for the upcoming teen crime flick (they’re a thing), Spring Breakers has finally been released. The exciting cast looks like just the movie to warm us up this winter.

Four college girls who have been friends since childhood want to escape their dreary dorm but (like most of us) they can’t seem to get enough cash together. So (again, like most of us) they turn to armed robbery before escaping on a spring break they won’t soon forget.

If you think this is just another excuse to sex-up some former Mickey Mouse Club members and you’re old enough to remember that pretty girls performing armed robbery was already nailed in 2001’s Sugar & Spice well guess again because James Franco (Howl and 127 Hours) plays a gangster.

The multi-talented actor (I’m a fan) is barely recognisable as the gold-toothed Alien (that’s his character’s name, seriously) and swoops in to bail the girls out after they have been arrested, still in their bikinis obviously. That’s when they find out how far they’re willing to go for a good time.

Vanessa Hudgens (High School Musical), Selena Gomez (Wizards of Waverly Place – I know, I’m too old for this sh… stuff), Ashley Benson (Pretty Little Liars) and Rachel Korine star as the girls gone wild: Candy, Faith, Brit and Cotty but with names like that, is it any wonder they went bad. #SpringBreakersForever

Everyone has been talking about it forever but we’ll have to wait a little bit longer as the release date the UK and Ireland is April 15th 2013. See you there bitches.